Hi, I'm Harry the tarantula. One day, I was very hungry. So I went out to find some crickets. Sadly, I couldn't find any so I went hunting for grasshoppers. I found grasshopper eggs, then I met my great great aunt Mexican Redrump. I said, "Hello," and went inside someone's house and someone tried to kill me. I ran into a mouse hole and was trying to kill a mouse.
And the mouse said, "Ahh please don't eat me I'm too young to die."
And I said, "But I'm starving. I guess I won't eat you if you find me some food," and then I sighed.
The mouse asked me what I wanted to eat and I said grasshoppers or crickets. The mouse said, "Go to Cleveland. They are having a cricket convention." So I went to the airport to catch a plane to Cleveland when he got off he went to find a hotel. I went up to my room and found 1 billion crickets. I ate a few and stuck the rest into a container and went back home and stored them in my freezer and I lived happily ever after, at least until next week.
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